Stuff we used to say...
Be There. Aloha.
The Mighty Chemung
Get 'em while they're out of style
Pre-snagged for your convenience
Feel Free to......(insert invective here)
HEEEE
Queen of the HEEEES
Princess of the HEEEs
Beat
Dead beat
Hug 'em AKA Hug my nuts
Lick the back of my leg
"Party on the 6th"
You have no friends, you have no personality, you have no life
Nothing I DON'T like about....(once again, insert invective here)
Nice Face
Mr. Panosian's _____ World
Get out! Get out! Look what happened to MEEEE!
What it IS!!
What it ISN'T
What it will never be
Ay Yi Yi Yi....your Mother....
You have the personality of a dead clam
Vaughn "Blow Dry" Peterson
Surf's Up
"Blank" and all his friends
Get off your high horse
I'm fun, I'm creative, I'm provocative, I'm interesting, I'm evocative
Life could be a dream, CHEMUNG CHEMUNG
HiYa HiYa HiYa, Welcome to Elmira!
PEEEARLLY Whites
Feel free to sit on the second floor and rake the front lawn with your teeth
I'm pulling an all-nighta with Dr. Hooousa
I'm from Wilawana, do I have a chance with you?
500, 500, 500
The Pigbook
Ben Otter's Rook Store
The Book Store bitch
Not ready for real life seniors
Take a nerve pill, Bea
Pierce's Jump Jeans
Foot prints on the dashboard upside down
Eat, bite...
Nice sea hag...
"The yearbook's on fire!"
The Pube
She's an idiot;
functional
village
Bucket ..., bore on the floor
Callin' Trigger...
21 bong salute
Stuff from commercials/billboards that we laughed at:
Easy for you, beefy for him
Nipples often collapse
Lifts and separates (Cross Your Heart by Playtex)
East of Corning, West of the mall
Do your shopping at Elmira Discount, your dollar buys you more (?)
18 hour Shorty
She dreamed she was way out front in her Maidenform bra
Hill's has savings, a beat selection
I dreamed I danced hours away in my Maidenform Bra
Choice of colors , black or black (Ford Model T saying)
Get perfect pizza from Pudgies
Big Flats -planned and flooding
MEEEDELYS
My Eyes Adored Me
Though I never laid a hand on me
My eyes adored me
Like a million miles away from me
You couldn't see
How I adored me
So close, and yet
So far
L is for the way I look at ME;
O is for the only one I see
V is very very extra-ordinary
E is even more than anyone I can adore, that's ME
Is all that I can give to me,
Love is more than just a game for me
ME